SEA HOGS WIN NFFA CHAMPIONSHIP !!!
By Bill O'Really, FAUX News
The Fidalgo Island Sea Hogs are the NFFA champions for 2007! The Sea Hogs defeated the West Nashville Beelzebubbas 142 to 122 in the NFFA championship game to win the title. This was the Sea Hogs first victory in their third consecutive appearance in the championship game.
Team captain Peyton Manning, who scored 49 points to lead the Sea Hogs to victory, accepted the league trophy for the team. When asked what he planned to do next, Manning said, "I'm going to Fantasyland!"
Sea Hogs owner and general manager Triki Bobber, who was on hand for the post-game festivities, said, "I want to thank all the other NFFA teams for folding under pressure to allow us to win the championship. I would also like to thank Old Man Winter for coming to our aid in our time of need. I had to call in a major favor to get his help. We couldn't have done it without him. I also want to thank the Money sisters, Cash and Mo, for comforting me on those long nights those few times after we suffered a defeat. And last, but not least, I want to thank Nostradamus for drawing attention to our team and creating world-wide support for us. I wish he were here so I could thank him personally, but he's long dead. Maybe someone will resurrect him so I can shake his hand someday."
With that, Bobber disappeared into the sea of Fidalgo Islanders who partied into the wee hours of the morning to celebrate the first of what they hope will be a long string of championships.
