Friday, July 27, 2007

DENNEY MISSING, FOUL PLAY SUSPECTED

G.Q. Denney, shown above at a Bakers pep rally in
2006, has not been heard from in almost two weeks.


DENNEY MISSING, FOUL PLAY SUSPECTED

By R.E. Porter, Associated Web Press

G.Q. Denney, beloved owner of the 12th Avenue Bakers, has been missing for nearly two weeks and foul play is suspected, the AWP has learned.

Although Denney has said nothing publicly, his behind-the scenes support for embattled 12th Avenue quarterback Michael Vick may have made the Bakers owner a target of animal rights activists. At least that is what league officials told Nashvegas detectives, according to a police report obtained by the AWP.

Calls to the Bakers offices have gone unreturned. NFFA Media Relations Director Steven Pindoctor declined to comment beyond saying Commissioner Money is "very concerned" about the missing owner.

At the Cherry Bomb Cafe last night, which is also owned by Denney, speculation ran rampant. West Nashville owner/coach Boyd X. Biggs said he wondered if Fidalgo Island owner Triki Bobber might be involved. East Nashville coach Jim McMahon, who was drinking Touchdown Tasers™ with Biggs, said he agreed Bobber might be involved because "his wife is a key figure in the animal rights underground whose code name is Miss P."

The AWP was told by the housekeeper who answered the phone at the Bobber's residence that the Sea Hogs owner was unavailable for comment because "he's still asleep."