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| Dave the Animal hanging with Chuck D and eldest son Doc the Animal. |
By R.E. Porter
Associated Web Press
CAMBRIDGE—In a move long expected by league insiders, Cambridge Animals owner Dave the Animal has named his eldest son Doc the Animal as team president, the AWP has learned.
Animals GM Wilder the Animal is currently living in London where he recently opened a nightclub. As the son of a man who not only named his football team after himself but also used his own likeness as the team's logo, it's not surprising WTA christened his new club Wilder. According to London newspapers, the club was jumping as the preferred spot for the after parties that followed the birthday parties for London Bakers owner QCurl Sharif on August 29 at the One Eyed Pig and East Nashville Black Dogs owner Bill Money on August 30 at the Crossfire Hurricane, the club owned by Money's son Jesus and Mick Jagger.
With WTA occupied across the pond, DTA decided it was time to bring Doc the Animal, aka DocTA, in to run the team's day-to-day operations beginning with tomorrow night's draft. According to a team source who asked not to be identified, DocTA boasted in a group text with DTA and other Animals personnel that he planned to trust his "preexisting vast fantasy knowledge" in running the draft. He went on to add that "I'm very excited to systematically dispose of anyone who gets in the Animals' way."
The AWP reached out to DTA and DocTA for comment, but a spokesperson for the team said they were deep in draft prep and would not be available to the press until after the draft.
More on this story as it develops.
