Tuesday, September 22, 2015

SWEEP!
Jorge division goes 4-0 against Linardo opponents in week two

After being swept by the Jorge division, Linardo division teams found brooms like the one shown above leaning against their office doors this morning.


By R.E. Porter
Associated Web Press

Once ridiculed as the "Loser" division, the Linardo division has captured the last three NFFA titles to lay claim to being the league's strongest division. But in week two, that claim took a big hit, as the Jorge division swept their Linardo opponents. 

To add insult to injury, Linardo team officials arrived at their offices today to find an unwanted gift awaiting them: custom brooms to remind them of the sweep by their Jorge division rivals. The brooms, which were leaning against their entranceways, were stamped with a message: "Compliments of Jorge Division, Megan Barry, Mayor." 

The AWP has learned the custom brooms were also delivered to The Palm and the Music City Center in downtown Nashvegas, as well as the Goodrow-A-Go-Go in Hillsboro Village, The Bada Bing in Atlanta, and the private homes of the Linardo division owners. 

More on this story as it develops.