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| Vandalism or Village Green fanaticism? |
By Suzy Creamcheese
United Web Press International
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Beaming from a walkover win over the London Bakers, Village Green co-owner Donald Trump tweeted, "Make America Green again!" from his West Wing residence early Tuesday morning.
"The team wasn't at its best," stated head coach Stuart Smalley, "but we were good enough, smart enough, and god doggit, we won!"
"Mark my words — we will win the Linardo Division this year" Trump tweeted an hour later. "Our dominance in the league will leave the country green."
Early morning photos of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue had indeed shown the president's commitment to his word. "We will not tolerate this act of vandalism on our country's most famed-building," Smalley said in an early morning presser. Normally soft-spoken, Smalley continued, "Someone in senior administration did this, and I want him to take a lie-detector test!"
When reached for comment, Sarah Huckabee Sanders stated "The President is currently having Executive Time and is not available for comment"
