Tuesday, October 24, 2023

VILLAGE GREEN OFFER LAUREL TO MOJO D
Laurel gets tossed into dumpster fire

Green coach Stuart Smalley left a heartfelt message for Ballers' owner Mojo D.

By Hugh Jaynus


In a rare move of conciliation, Village Green ownership decided to start two inactive players against the Ballers in an attempt to give Mojo D a much needed first win of the season. 


Even with the effort, the Ballers remain a winless team at 0-7


"Look, Mojo D is a friend and watching his team lose so badly week after week hurts" said team owner Dave Goodrow.  "I called head coach Stuart Smalley late Saturday night and told him to play 2 players that were questionable but through my connections, I KNEW would not be starting.    


Head coach Stuart Smalley went the sensitive route and left a message for Mojo D. Stating, "you're good enough your smart enough, and god-doggit, people like you.  Go out there and get the first win under your belt!"


"This was a much appreciated gesture, but I just can't stop the bleeding" said a somber Mojo D, as he was walking out of Nashville Holistic Connection on Monday night"  


It remains to be seen what else can be done for the Ballers to win.