Tuesday, December 12, 2017

GREEN DOMINATE CORSAIRS
Run rival's losing skid to six games

Roy Moore riding his horse, "Lolita."

By Kellyanne Conway
White House News Service

“We bet on the cum and it paid off,” tweeted Trump early Monday morning.  

In a stunning reveal, Village Green owner and President of the United States Donald Trump tweeted, “That's right. We harvested sperm from my boy Roy Moore's horse and injected 6 oz of it into Dak Prescott during halftime.” 

The President continued, “Roy Moore has the balls to represent Alabama and so does his horse. Did you see how Dak Prescott exploded in the fouth quarter?”

Mojo D, reeling badly from a six-game losing streak, was unavailable for comment.