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After a "stupendously awful" 0-2 start, the Corsairs fired new coach Megatron suddenly this week. During a brief media availability streamed on the web, the team introduced Jack White as its coach, who said: “since I'm taking some time off the road, I've been studying. Now I know more about fantasy football than all the generals."
Corsairs' new PR Minister Angelica Schuyler said “the team has been going through the unimaginable: an 0-2 start, and the lowest point total in the league. A change was necessary, and we’re looking for a mind at work. Jack White fits the bill - if this team has just a fragment of his mind, it will be enough.” White has a long - sometimes tempestuous - relationship with Mojo D, but says they are of a single purpose in this endeavor. "We're bringing the crown back to Pie Town!"
The Corsairs headquarters has also relocated to White’s Third Man space, and the team is planning regular gatherings in the famous Blue Room.
Questioned about the timing of the sudden move after only two weeks of the 2016 season, an uncharacteristically quiet Mojo D said only "this is the NFFA: it's never to early to panic."
In strange and unrelated news, the Corsairs also announced a new partnership with A-ighta Hater Tots, because, according to Schuyler: “man cannot live in the NFFA on Haterade alone."
