Fezzik to provide muscle to Village Green

BY Dread Pirate Roberts, Gilder Foreign Press


In a predictable show of solidarity, Fezzik sticks up for Team Manager Miracle Max by promising physical harm to anyone that threatens the Village Green.

This announcement comes amidst reports of "fog or haze" around the team's home. These accounts have been unconfirmed, yet highly likely givrn the disastrous beginning to last weeks' draft. e

In a short but brief press conference. Team spokesman states, "Never go up against a Nashvillian when death is on the line."