BOBBER FOR PRESIDENT

Bobber, in his trademark floppy hat, acknowledges the crowd's support as he boards a Secret Service helicopter before being whisked away to another undisclosed location.

BOBBER FOR PRESIDENT

By Bill O'Really, FAUX News

Washington is abuzz with news of the internet-fueled, grass-roots campaign to elect Triki Bobber as the next president of the United States. To learn more about the campaign, go here to watch the video from Channel 3 News, the Faux affiliate on Fidalgo Island.