Monday, November 18, 2013

THE VILLAGE GREEN'S SMALLEY ANNOUNCES NEW PARTNERSHIP

The Village Green head coach Stuart Smalley (inset) is excited about his new "Feel Good" partnership with New York Giants head coach Tom Coughlin.


From wire reports

In a stunning move at The Meadowlands, Village Green head coach Stuart Smalley has announced a "Feel Good" partnership with New York Football Giants head coach Tom Coughlin. The partnership is centered around a "mind-body connection" that both coaches have found successful in their recent wins.

The New York club has impressed Gotham fans with a mind-blowing four-straight wins to leave them only a game-and-a-half behind the NFC East leading PhiladelphiaEagles. Ruddy-faced Coughlin has attributed his success to weekly sessions with his team, especially those players suited up for The Village Greenk. These sessions include inspirational talks by both Smalley and Coughlin, weekly yoga workouts and visualization techniques found to be successful in other sports psychologists regimens.   

Of particular satisfaction to Coach Smalley is that he "borrowed" some of his techniques from rival coach Mojo D of the Downtown Corsairs, who Smalley says "has changed pedagogy 180 degrees in his 'win at all costs' approach." Unnamed sources within the Corsairs locker room report players have complained of fatigue and bullying, which has led to uninspired performances in week 11.     

Mojo D declined comment as he is anticipating a lawsuit from his rival for the unapproved Village Green logo recently seen in league publications, which was released to the public by the Corsairs owner.