Friday, November 27, 2009

Another of Tirik's Tirades

The Problem with JoJo


By Tirik Obobber
Fidalgo Island Sea Hogs

As poorly qualified as I am to institute change, I hope you will bear with me while I begin this sincere and earnest attempt. And please don't get mad with me if, in doing so, I must contribute to the intellectual and spiritual health of the body politic.

Let me preface my discussion by quickly reasserting a familiar theme of my previous blogs and postings: If JoJo the Monkey bites me I will bite back. I have never read anything he has written that I would consider wise, logical, pertinent, reasonable, or scientific.

JoJo's statement that he can scare us by using big words like "orangatangulation" and "chimpanzeefication" is no exception. What's more, he sometimes uses the word "anti-anthropomorphism" when describing his projects. Beware! This is a buzzword designed for emotional response.

So, sorry for being so long-winded in this blog, but JoJo's assertion that his philosophies are based on the theory of evolution serves only to illustrate his ignorance and poorly hidden bigotry.

That's all for now. Pax vobiscum.