Monday, October 6, 2008

MCMAHON HOLDS MID-GAME PRESS CONFERENCE

Black Dogs coach Jim McMahon paid a mid-game
visit to the press box at Grey Goose stadium.

MCMAHON HOLDS MID-GAME PRESS CONFERENCE

Black Dogs coach disses feel-good Bakers

By R.E. Porter, Associated Web Press

In an unprecedented move, East Nashville coach Jim McMahon left the field at Grey Goose stadium last night, took an elevator to the press box, and held an impromptu, mid-game press conference because, "It makes me feel good to dump on the feel-good story of the year being written by QCurl [Sharif] and the [12th Avenue] Bakers."

McMahon went on to say that it was "nothing personal" against Sharif and that he looks forward to the reopening of the Cherry Bomb Cafe at Thanksgiving. "The feel-good story of the year will be when I finally get another Touchdown Taser™," he said.

When asked if he was declaring victory over the Bakers prematurely, the Black Dogs coach said, "Only if you think Drew Brees is capable of putting up 75 or 80 points against Minny Monday tonight."

After pointing out that the Dogs would have at least a two-game lead on the rest of the NFFA after this weekend, McMahon returned to the sidelines.