By Soren Bernyn
Fantasy Sports Network
After a 0-7 first half, the team formerly known as the Midtown Mojo has stopped dropping letters from its name and started adding Ws. After winning two of its last three games, the team is showing signs of renewed confidence, particularly noticeable in QB Mike Vick's astounding 77-point performance against the Beelzebubbas. That remarkable game established a new gold standard in the NFFA, and has inspired a team in dire need of direction and motivation, while simultaneously delivering a demoralizing blow to the hated 'Bubbas.
Through an interpreter, the team's new owner Sheikh Yrbouti, said "I do not know much about this football, but I know when a man is playing with boys -- Michael Vick is a man." Yrbouti arrived on the scene after week 9, several weeks after the team's owner, GM, coach and mascot all mysteriously disappeared. The Sheikh arrived at the team's HQ with a deed to the place and papers that identified him as the owner of "the once and future Mojo," which he claimed to have won in a card game in Marrakech with a woman known only as "Lee."
Vick said, "the Sheikh showed up, brought out a big brick of Moroccan hash, and the locker room hasn't been the same since. Guys are loving the atmosphere -- we even got DMC to lay off the Qookies and Brandon Marshall to put down his Cranker Barrel charge card."
