Monday, September 26, 2016

ANIMALS TRY TO REVIVE 2Q SYSTEM
New pickup Terrelle Pryor plays three positions, including QB

New Animals wide receiver Terrelle Pryor moves behind center on some snaps.

By R.E. Porter
Associated Web Press

Back in 2009, Cambridge owner Dave the Animal introduced his now-infamous "2Q" system, so-named because it featured two quarterbacks in the Animals' starting lineup, something they achieved by hacking the NFFA's computer system. The league's cyber security experts quickly closed the backdoor to the system that DTA had used to implement the 2Q, but now seven years later, the Animals are again trying to circumvent the intent of league rules by fielding more than one quarterback.

Yesterday afternoon, Cambridge GM Wilder the Animal added free agent wide receiver Terrelle Pryor to the Animals' roster after noticing that in addition to playing receiver, Pryor was taking snaps at quarterback, as well as playing some running back. When reached for comment by the AWP, and asked specifically if he was trying to revive his father's 2Q system, WTA said, "What's that? I've never heard anything about [2Q]." 

While it is true the wunderkind who led the franchise to its first NFFA title last season had not yet joined the team in 2009, his claim of ignorance is hardly credible. DTA has often boasted publicly of "pioneering the 2Q offense" in the time since WTA became the team's general manager. 

When the AWP caught up with Commissioner Jim McMahon at league headquarters and asked if he planned to take action as commissioner to stop the Animals from having two quarterbacks in their starting lineup, McMahon said, "I'm NFFA commissioner?"

More on this story as it develops.