By Soren Bernyn
Fantasy Sports News
NASHVEGAS — In the wake of the fiery destruction of the Jojo-A-Go-Go last week, citizens of Midtown are rampaging through the streets between Midtown and 12th Avenue South, home of the Bakers. Stoked by the assertions of Mojo D that the Bakers and GM QCurl Sharif are responsible for the conflagration and ensuing death of Beelzebubbas' Coach/GM Boyd X. Biggs, the Midtown faithful are driving steadily toward Grey Goose stadium, where they hope to corner Sharif and bring him to justice. Midtown GM Mojo D issued a "fatwa" on Sharif, despite the fact he is neither an ayatollah nor a Muslim.
Metro police chief Ronal Serpas has declared a DMZ between Belmont Blvd. and 12 South, but the authorities have been unsuccessful in trying to quell the violence between Mojo and Baker fans. Bakers super-fan Bill Cheatham was defending the Baker perimeter and was unavailable for comment. Stay tuned to FSN for more on this breaking story and developing news on the last tragic days of Boyd X. Biggs.
Metro police chief Ronal Serpas has declared a DMZ between Belmont Blvd. and 12 South, but the authorities have been unsuccessful in trying to quell the violence between Mojo and Baker fans. Bakers super-fan Bill Cheatham was defending the Baker perimeter and was unavailable for comment. Stay tuned to FSN for more on this breaking story and developing news on the last tragic days of Boyd X. Biggs.
