Did DTA's super-computer Nancy hack Mojo D's Zoltar Speaks fortune-telling machine?
By Soren Bernyn
FSN
In a brief, rambling Skype call with media, Pie Town Baller-in-Chief Mojo D claimed that Nancy, Dave the Animal's super-computer, hacked his lineup in Week 3. The Ballers fell to 2-1 with a 11.6-point loss to the Animals in Cambridge.
"How else would I have started Lamar Jackson over Matt Ryan? That violates the cardinal rule of NFFA: 'ride your studs.' And the cast of over-performers riding the pine last week? That's absurd. Then Elias swipes five points too?" Asked about his process for selecting the lineup each week, Mojo D said only: "Zoltar speaks." The call then ended abruptly.
A Pie Town insider - who spoke on condition of anonymity - said that in the days leading up to the game, Mojo D spent hours in a darkened space at the Third Man Blue Room consulting the Zoltar Speaks Fortune-Telling Machine. On Tuesday, the insider reported that Mojo D showed up with an axe and smashed the machine, screaming "f*cking Nancy! F*cking Nancy!!"
More on this story as it develops.
