Wednesday, September 28, 2016

NEW CORSAIRS COACH MAKES RYMAN CAMEO

Yusuf Islam, aka Cat Stevens, had a surprise for the audience at The Ryman Auditorium last night: new Downtown Corsairs coach Jack White.

By HEYWOOD JABLOME
United Web Press International
Trump's Green No. 1 in L division.

The Downtown Corsairs offices were a hubbub of activity last week. Guitars were being moved in for new coach Jack White, players were cut, and air fresheners were being installed to rid the room of the STINK of an awful 1-2 start. 

"And now the new coach is spending time on the stage of the Ryman?" That's what The Donald wondered aloud as he left the Mother Church Tuesday evening after a performance by Yusuf Islam, nee Cat Stevens, that featured a cameo by White.

"Cat's music is amazing," Trump continued. "Let me tell you something, it's HUGE. But to see the Corsairs coach on stage? I'm loving every minute of this loser wasting his time. My 2-1 start is amazing."

The Trump campaign team was clear to note that watching Yusuf was in no way endorsing Islam.