QUATRAIN 912 RELEASED !!!
By Bill O'Really, FAUX News
Paris, France - - La Sorbonne released another quatrain today from noted 16th century prophet Nostradamus, but bookmakers and sports fans alike were confounded by the densely cryptic nature of the four-line poem.
According to Chancellor Pierre LePieu, the university’s scholars were unable to connect the quatrain to any particular sporting event. Said LePieu, “We are releasing zis quatrain to the public in hopes zat someone will come forward wiz an explanation for what it means.”
The poem, numbered 912 by Nostradamus, reads as follows:
From out of the ashes
three men shall arise
from the effects of yohimbe
their pokers reach for the skies.
La Sorbonne has requested that anyone with knowledge of the meaning of Quatrain 912 should call the university’s emergency hot-line number, 10-555-867-5309.
