By Soren Bernyn
Fantasy Sports Programming Network (FSPN) Senior Correspondent
Quick hits from the Championship Weekend:
Quick hits from the Championship Weekend:
- In a one-photo response on his Discord channel, Mojo D addressed the Sylvan Goats' hypocritical charges of roster churning with a frame grab from the 2014 Eurovision contest.
- BTS - the planet's #1 pop group - will provide the entertainment at the Ballers Championship halftime this weekend. The global phenomenon has transcended its K-pop roots, and recently revealed the original source of their acronym: "Ballers Total Success" is also the name of their Ballers fan club, which boasts 24,300,000 members.
- According to anonymous sources, Mojo D lit up Commissioner Bernie Sanders over his recent treatment of Sylvan Goats, and tendered the Ballers' resignation from the NFFA in solidarity with their Linardo division counterpart and opponent for the 2021 Dead Lombardi Trophy. Since the Goats' Bronko Nagurski offered an olive branch email to other owners, Mojo D and the Ballers have been silent, except to say "Bernie Sanders was asleep at the wheel here - he had a chance to head off this b*llshit before it boiled over. It tainted Championship Week, and we'll include this episode when the NFFA owners review the Commissioner's performance ."
- Ballers' mouthpiece Rosetta Stone also announced that Mojo D and partners in Asia have launched FSPN - the Fantasy Sports Programming Network - to focus on all things fantasy. This writer is a senior correspondent, and will lead FSPN's investigative unit.'
Happy New Year!
