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| New Village Green owner Donald Trump plans to bring back Coach Stuart Smalley. |
By Heywood Jablomee
United Web Press International
In a stunning move of bravado, presidential candidate Donald Trump has acquired all assets of the NFFA franchise, The Village Green. While hot on the campaign trail, the Donald let loose his most favorite catch phrase, "You're FIRED!" — this time directed at hometown hero, John Wayne.
Reached for comment, Mr. Trump exclaimed,"This country needs a change. No more freakin' Mexicans, no more old coaches, pilgrims. I will return The Village Green to glory.
"Coach Stuart Smalley will return as our head coach," he concluded.
Reached for comment, Mr. Trump exclaimed,"This country needs a change. No more freakin' Mexicans, no more old coaches, pilgrims. I will return The Village Green to glory.
"Coach Stuart Smalley will return as our head coach," he concluded.
