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| Georgia governor Brian Kemp speaking Wednesday morning about the hand recount he's ordered of the scores of all games involving the Atlanta Smack Daddies. |
By Ariel Mutha-Tafoya
FSN Sports
Did the 2020 Atlanta Smack Daddies become only the second team in NFFA history to record a perfect season? Unquestionably, say team officials, and their contention now has the backing of a bipartisan group of leaders in Georgia.
“The Daddies are 14-0, it’s not in question and it’s not even close,” said Governor Brian Kemp at a press conference Wednesday morning. “The official record says 12-2, but the official record is a product of fraud, aided by vote tabulation machines built by Hugo Chavez and Donald Trump.” Kemp was flanked by Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger and Stacey Abrams. Smack Daddies VP of Community Affairs Alge Crumpler, standing next to Abrams, nodded approvingly as Kemp spoke.
The governor said that he and Raffensperger have ordered an official, hand recount of the scores of all games this season played in Georgia or involving an NFFA team based in Georgia. The Smack Daddies are the only Georgia-based team in the league.
After his formal statement, Kemp took several questions from reporters, one of whom pointed out that the official score in the Smack Daddies’ two losses involved margins of defeat of more than 30 points each. “Here’s what I know,” Kemp replied. “When I went to bed on Sunday night, when [Smack Daddies owner] Lex Dominica went to bed, the Daddies were ahead by a mile. And then somehow they’re behind when we wake up? And their opponents are known purveyors of fraud like the Animals and communistic university radicals who openly use Satanic symbols like the Goats? This league even has an owner named Q who is at the heart of so many Deep State plots. Isn’t it obvious what is going on here?”
In Nashville, protestors wearing Smack Daddies’ “I’d Hit It” sombreros gathered in front of the NFFA Tower chanting “Stop the Steal” and “Hey, hey, NFFA, No Fraud Football Allowed today!”
League commissioner Bernie Sanders could not be reached for comment.
