Wednesday, October 3, 2007

BOBBER MAY SUE NFFA OVER ONE POINT


Triki Bobber (inset) wants Wes Welker (83) to be credited
a point for the tackle he made Monday night on this play.


BOBBER MAY SUE NFFA OVER ONE POINT
Man crush on Welker 'out of control'


By R.E. Porter, Associated Web Press

Triki Bobber, criminally insane owner of the Fidalgo Island Sea Hogs, is considering bringing a lawsuit againt the NFFA to force the league to add one point to his team's week four score, the AWP has learned.

According to a source within Commissioner William D. Money's office who spoke only on the condition of anonymity, Bobber bombarded the commissioner with phone calls and emails yesterday, insisting that Sea Hogs WR Wes Welker be credited with a point for a tackle he made Monday night following an interception. Also on Monday night, Atlanta Smack Daddies LB Mike Vrabel scored an offensive touchdown that went uncredited. The commissioner awarded the Smack Daddies an additional six points for Vrabel's TD.

Bobber was "obsessing" about it, the source said, insisting that if Vrabel got his points, Welker should get his. Although the commissioner was unavailable for comment on the matter, the source said Money considered it a non-issue and attributed it to Bobber's "out-of-control man crush on Welker."

According to a confidential source at Sea Hogs headquarters, Bobber was also unavailable for comment because he was huddled on his yacht with new adviser Alberto Gonzales discussing the team's legal options, which include "suing the NFFA back to the Stone age."