significant fines from Commissioner Money.
MOJO D, BOBBER THREATEN MONEY
Commissioner’s integrity (and body parts) threatened
By Ariel Mutha-Tafoya, Fantasy Sports Network
In a shocking development that threatens to unravel the NFFA, team owners Mojo D and Triki Bobber each have questioned the integrity of Commissioner William D. Money.
According to documents obtained by FSN, Bobber demanded that Money seek an “objective” party to add to team scoring totals for passes defensed. Sources within the commissioner’s office say that Money interpreted the comments as a veiled threat and that he had described Bobber as “desperate and sick.”
Mojo D’s threats were much more explicit. In an e-mail, he charged Money with engaging in a plot to “stymie my rookie dreams in your selfish, megalomaniacal drive for dominance in the NFFA.”
If “this kind of nefarious activity” continued, Mojo D warned, his “Tin Hat Brigades” would storm the NFFA Tower and “rip Money a new one.” He also claimed that Money and the NFFA were under surveillance by the CIA and National Security Agency (as, he said, was his own organization).
Money, said to be working from an underground control center 500 feet below street level of the NFFA Tower, could not be reached. League sources said the commissioner planned to fine the Seahogs for questioning his integrity and also for “excessive communication.” The same source said no fines were currently planned for Mojo D, although “it remains an option.” The source added that because Mojo D knew league founder Jorge Linardo and claimed to have once been Linardo’s business partner, Money would show him favorable treatment.
