Another of Tirik's Tirades

- - My complaint with MOJO D

By Tirik Obobber
Fidalgo Island Sea Hogs

I am writing on behalf of myself and a few of my friends to state that Mojo D's philippics are the direct result of a policy of abandonment and neglect.

Before I start, however, I should state that to understand what Mojo's particularly self-indulgent form of snobbism has encompassed as a movement and as a system of rule, we have to look at its historical context and development as a form of insecure politics that first arose in early twentieth-century Europe in response to rapid social upheaval, the devastation of World War I, and the Bolshevik Revolution.

Admittedly, I feel that there is more wisdom to be found in three of Aesop's fables than in the sum total of everything that Mojo has ever written. But that's because some of my acquaintances express the view that Mojo's tirades do not pass muster by any objective standards. Others express the view that Mojo loves everybody so much, he wants to rip out the guts of everybody who doesn't love everybody as much as he does. I am prepared to offer a cheer and a half for each view; together, they paint a sufficiently complete picture of Mojo to warrant a full three cheers.

In a nutshell, Mojo D wouldn't be able to lead an active disinformation campaign if he were working on a level playing field.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Another of TIRIK'S TIRADES

Jizzle McMizzle - Where to start???

By Tirik Obobber
Fidalgo Island Sea Hogs

Allow me the honor of giving you a brief lesson in Jizzle McMizzle's many sinful attributes. I realize that some of you may not know the particular background details of the events I'm referring to. I'm not going to go into those details here, but you can read up on them elsewhere. Bestial, dirty hooligans are sharply focused on an immediate goal: to prime the pump of mandarinism. My message is clear: It's impulsive for Jizzle to cause riots in the streets. Or perhaps I should say, it's quixotic.

It is deeply unfortunate that Jizzle has a certain fondness for hedonism-prone scaramouches, because Jizzle's abhorrent imprecations can be quite educational. By studying them, students can observe firsthand the consequences of having a mind consumed with paranoia, fear, hatred, and ignorance. If the past is any indication of the future, he will once again attempt to ruin my entire day. I've left out many criticisms of Jizzle McMizzle from this wailing wall of a blog. Nevertheless, I maintain that it's a start—a philosophical space where we can plant a new flag symbolizing all that is wrong with Jizzle.

Another of TIRIK'S TIRADES

By Tirik Obobber
Fidalgo Island Sea Hogs

There are a number of frightening facts about the NFFA that I absolutely must make public. But before I do I need to go into a fair about of detail explaining how the NFFA likes to launch into nonsensical non sequiturs. Hang in there; this explanation won't take long.

Let's review the errors in the NFFA's statements in order. First, the NFFA makes it its job to force people to act in ways far removed from the natural patterns of human behavior. What a joyful affair it would be for the NFFA if it managed to get away with turning masters of deceit loose against us good citizens. It'd be laughing through its snout like a sow grinning at her little piglets. It'd be chortling at everyone's obliviousness to the fact that one of its most diabolic compeers is the point man in a process of creeping fascistization of our society. And here, I suspect, lies a clue to the intellectual vacuum so gapingly apparent in its strictures.

In closing, please remember that my ultimate goal is to create and nurture a true spirit of community. If I advance, follow me. If I stop, urge me on. If I retreat, kill me.