Another of TIRIK'S TIRADES

Jizzle McMizzle - Where to start???

By Tirik Obobber
Fidalgo Island Sea Hogs

Allow me the honor of giving you a brief lesson in Jizzle McMizzle's many sinful attributes. I realize that some of you may not know the particular background details of the events I'm referring to. I'm not going to go into those details here, but you can read up on them elsewhere. Bestial, dirty hooligans are sharply focused on an immediate goal: to prime the pump of mandarinism. My message is clear: It's impulsive for Jizzle to cause riots in the streets. Or perhaps I should say, it's quixotic.

It is deeply unfortunate that Jizzle has a certain fondness for hedonism-prone scaramouches, because Jizzle's abhorrent imprecations can be quite educational. By studying them, students can observe firsthand the consequences of having a mind consumed with paranoia, fear, hatred, and ignorance. If the past is any indication of the future, he will once again attempt to ruin my entire day. I've left out many criticisms of Jizzle McMizzle from this wailing wall of a blog. Nevertheless, I maintain that it's a start—a philosophical space where we can plant a new flag symbolizing all that is wrong with Jizzle.