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| Will the Village Green select Colin Kaepernick with the first pick in the draft? |
By Ariel Mutha-Tafoya
FSN Sports
BREAKING NEWS
President Donald Trump has reportedly ordered management of the Village Green, the struggling NFFA franchise he owns, to use its first pick in today’s league draft to select Colin Kaepernick — just so he can publicly humiliate the free agent QB by cutting him.
The revelation appears in Bob Woodward’s new book, Fear, which details the troubled inner workings of the Trump White House. FSN Sports has obtained an advance copy of the book from the publisher.
According to Woodward, Village Green officials frantically phoned minority owner and GM Dave Goodrow after Head Coach Ivanka Trump received the directive from Trump in June. Sources, speaking on deep background, told Woodward that Goodrow exploded in a profane tirade upon hearing the news, screaming into his cellphone that “this [bleep]ing, orange-faced baboon is not going to destroy my team!” Assistant Coach Stuart Smalley, sources said, retreated into his office and wept into a sofa cushion.
The Green already have a healthy Aaron Rodgers returning as the team’s QB this season. Team officials had made no secret earlier of their plans to use the No. 1 overall pick to draft Todd Gurley, the highest scoring running back in the league last season.
Goodrow could not be reached this morning despite multiple attempts. A spokesperson reached at the Village Green’s offices called Woodward’s book “fake news” and said the team would have no other comment.
FSN will provide updates to this story as new information becomes available.
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