Tuesday, November 18, 2008

MIDTOWN MOJO ANNOUNCE LATEST COACHING CHANGE

Otto Pilot, the fourth and final Mojo coach of the 2008 season


MIDTOWN MOJO ANNOUNCE LATEST COACHING CHANGE

By Soren Bernyn, Fantasy Sports News

Midtown Mojo owner Mojo D has thrown in the towel

In a grainy 18-second video broadcast via cell-phone from Las Vegas on Tuesday, he said he was "disgusted, disillusioned and just plain dissed" and introduced the "Mojo's final coach," Otto Pilot, who first came to notoriety in the 1979 movie "Airplane!" With that, he threw back his head, laughed silently and flipped a switch, inflating the team's new coach.

The video then went black, and there has been no communication from anyone on Planet Mojo since. The new coach had no comment for reporters.