BLACK DOGS MASCOT THREATENS VICK
By Bill O'Really, Faux News
EAST NASHVILLE — At a press conference in his backyard yesterday, Leader, one of the official mascots of the East Nashville Black Dogs, threatened Michael Vick, the QB of the 12th Avenue Bakers.
Visibly emotional, Leader said, "Vick,GRRRRR! Aaarrrrff! RRRRowl! RRRuufff, BowWow" (translated, "Vick, if you ever take the field against the Black Dogs, I will tear you a new one!).
According to his handlers, Leader was incensed when he learned that Vick had been hosting a dog fighting ring. The Black Dogs mascot had to be sedated following the press conference.
