Thursday, February 14, 2013

Corsairs Name Ray Lewis Head Coach


Lewis at the Corsairs' Announcement Experience, sporting NFFA 2012 Championship bling (the letters "RBLTG": "Rather Be Lucky Than Good")


By Soren Bernyn
FSN

After emotionally leading the Corsairs to their first NFFA Championship under owner Mojo D, Ray Lewis was tapped as the team's next head coach. "When God is with you, no one can be against you," Lewis preached "and God is with this team. Before the championship game, I laid my hands on Mojo D's chest and said 'this is our day' -- and look what happened!"

"I cannot measure Ray's contribution to the Corsairs' championship in mere human terms or language. He was carrying this team from the sidelines, and I expect his inspiration to instill passion and abject fear into the team next year and I hope for many seasons to come." The Corsairs hosted a throng of media for the "Announcement Experience" at the soon-to-open Music City Center, where the team plans to play its games next year, on the green roof of the gargantuan structure in downtown Nashvegas.

Are more changes afoot for the Corsairs? Mojo D was spotted at the Grammy awards, hobnobbing with Jack White at the Third Man after-party. Despite White's shut-out from the awards, he delivered the evening's best live performance - a raw, visceral, two-song eargasm that he reprised at the after-party, along with nuggets from his vast catalog, including "Rather Be Lucky (Than Good) (Any Day)," a 2012 co-write with Mojo D which memorializes the Corsairs' guiding principle during their 2012 Championship run.

Corsairs' spokeswoman Rosetta Stone would say only that the team "will neither confirm nor deny rumors that Mojo D is negotiating naming rights to the franchise with certain unnamed Grammy nominees."


Mojo D crushes it with Jack White after the Grammys

1 comment:

  1. The photo of Mojo D with Jack White is obviously a fake. You can see where Jack has been photoshopped into the photo. But I do compliment Mojo D on his new hairpiece. Looking good.

    Jim Mc

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