Coach Sapp dances "The Hustle" with partner Kym beforelast weekend's game to inspire his team to victory.
SAPP WINS FIRST GAME AS HEAD COACH
By Bill O'Really, FAUX News
Fidalgo Island — Warren Sapp won his first game as the new Sea Hogs head coach this past weekend in a blow out over the Midtown Mojo. The Sea Hogs ended a four game losing streak with the win.
The Sea Hog players gave all the credit to Coach Sapp who inspired his team to victory by dancing "The Hustle" with his Dancing With The Stars partner Kym Johnson before the game. One of the three DWTS judges, Bruno Tonioli, was a special guest of Coach Sapp and witnessed the pre-game dance routine. Bruno was so turned on he took the opportunity to compare Warren's ''funk'' to a word just one letter off from that: "You ease your way in, build up the rhythm, and deliver a huuuuuuuge climax at the end. Way to go! I give you a Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine for that performance!"
The Sea Hogs must have been turned on too, as they raped the Mojo 167 to 99.5. The Sea Hogs scored more points than any other NFFA team for the weekend and were named "Team of the Week."
The Sea Hog players gave all the credit to Coach Sapp who inspired his team to victory by dancing "The Hustle" with his Dancing With The Stars partner Kym Johnson before the game. One of the three DWTS judges, Bruno Tonioli, was a special guest of Coach Sapp and witnessed the pre-game dance routine. Bruno was so turned on he took the opportunity to compare Warren's ''funk'' to a word just one letter off from that: "You ease your way in, build up the rhythm, and deliver a huuuuuuuge climax at the end. Way to go! I give you a Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine for that performance!"
The Sea Hogs must have been turned on too, as they raped the Mojo 167 to 99.5. The Sea Hogs scored more points than any other NFFA team for the weekend and were named "Team of the Week."
