The freshly reanimated Otto von Bismarck enjoys theMojo's victory over the Smack Daddies last weekend.
MOJO COACHING CAROUSEL CONTINUES
By Soren Bernyn, Fantasy Sports News
After the Mojo's first victory in five weeks, team owner Mojo D did the only logical thing: Fire the winning coach, and replace him with a Prussian statesman who has been dead for 110 years. Perhaps "HAD been dead" is a more accurate statement — over the Bacchanal weekend, QCurl Sharif's experiments in re-animation reached a new level of success by bringing back the Iron Chancellor.
Mojo D said in a prepared statement, "The Chancellor and I immediately bonded over the need to instill some discipline in the team, and he made a compelling case for his hiring; plus, he is very hard to say no to and has a fantastic hat."
The Midtown Mojo are assured of a last-place finish this season, regardless of the outcome of their game against the hated Tirik Obobber's Fidalgo Island Sea Hogs in their regular-season finale. "We quite literally have nothing to lose," Mojo D said. "So we'll be throwing anything and everything we have against the Hogs, including a genius strategist like Otto von Bismarck."
Mojo D said in a prepared statement, "The Chancellor and I immediately bonded over the need to instill some discipline in the team, and he made a compelling case for his hiring; plus, he is very hard to say no to and has a fantastic hat."
The Midtown Mojo are assured of a last-place finish this season, regardless of the outcome of their game against the hated Tirik Obobber's Fidalgo Island Sea Hogs in their regular-season finale. "We quite literally have nothing to lose," Mojo D said. "So we'll be throwing anything and everything we have against the Hogs, including a genius strategist like Otto von Bismarck."
