Wednesday, November 5, 2008

MCMAHON: 'THE BITCH IS BACK'

Coach Jim McMahon takes questions at his weekly media circus.


MCMAHON: 'THE BITCH IS BACK'

But Black Dogs coach is worried about 'Meemaw' factor

By R.E. Porter, Associated Web Press

During his weekly media circus at East Nasty hot spot fooBar, East Nashville coach Jim McMahon admitted that at a time when his team is hurting at the quarterback position, he is thankful to be hosting 2-7 Alamo — the team he has previously called his "bitch" and his "McBitch." But despite guaranteeing the Black Dogs would run their all-time record against owner/coach Thurman Murrman and the Scouts to 11-0, he admitted to having "some concern about the 'Meemaw' factor.

"Yeah, the bitch is back, but I don't want to mess with Meemaw Murrman, let me just leave it at that," McMahon said. "And unlike the [12th Avenue] Bakers, we're not going to allow a bunch of ThurMurr's skillet heads to bring their hardware into the Dog House.

"On a different note, I want to remind you all that this week's game promotion is "AK Day."

There were a few queries about the Sea Hogs reunion party he was planning, but the questioning soon turned to QCurl Sharif's victory party for Obama, and specifically, what was going on in the Treehouse. "The first rule about Treehouse is don't talk about Treehouse," McMahon said. "Beyond that, I refer any other questions to the Sharifs: QCurl and Omar."