Fezzik to provide muscle to Village Green
BY Dread Pirate Roberts, Gilder Foreign Press
In a predictable show of solidarity, Fezzik sticks up for Team Manager Miracle Max by promising physical harm to anyone that threatens the Village Green.
This announcement comes amidst reports of "fog or haze" around the team's home. These accounts have been unconfirmed, yet highly likely givrn the disastrous beginning to last weeks' draft. e
In a short but brief press conference. Team spokesman states, "Never go up against a Nashvillian when death is on the line."
What we have in mind for The Village Green this weekend isn't really a threat, per se. It's more of a promise.
ReplyDeleteJim McMahon
East Nashville Black Dogs
I would like to commend Goody for being able to post a story all by himself — something a number of owners have been unable to learn how to do in five seasons.
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