MONEY TALKS, MONEY WALKS
Commissioner announces multiple fines
By R.E. Porter, Associated Web Press
In a press released delivered to media outlets late this afternoon, NFFA commissioner William D. Money announced a number of high profile fines and suspensions.
Midtown Mojo coach Tom Brady was the commissioner's primary target. Brady was suspended indefinitely as a player, and for three games as coach for "comments detrimental to the league." In addition to the suspensions, Brady was fined $500,000. An unnamed source within the Mojo organization said the team would challenge the three-game suspension as coach, but not the monetary amount.
The commissioner also announced he is fining the Fidalgo Island Sea Hogs franchise $8.5 millions dollars — "a million dollars per point" — for an unnamed, three-strikes-you're-out offense.
Surprisingly, the release stated that Money has also fined the West Nashville franchise $10,000 for "excessive use of force" against the Midtown Mojo last weekend.
Midtown Mojo coach Tom Brady was the commissioner's primary target. Brady was suspended indefinitely as a player, and for three games as coach for "comments detrimental to the league." In addition to the suspensions, Brady was fined $500,000. An unnamed source within the Mojo organization said the team would challenge the three-game suspension as coach, but not the monetary amount.
The commissioner also announced he is fining the Fidalgo Island Sea Hogs franchise $8.5 millions dollars — "a million dollars per point" — for an unnamed, three-strikes-you're-out offense.
Surprisingly, the release stated that Money has also fined the West Nashville franchise $10,000 for "excessive use of force" against the Midtown Mojo last weekend.
